I wonder if the Doctor keeps throwing it out into black holes or something but it keeps reappearing in really passive-aggressive places.
#Materialises on the ceiling and then just falls on top on his head at some point #appears on his chair #in the air conditioning #READ ME DOCTOR READ ME #it materialises inside a bag of crisps #like he goes to eat some crisps #but NOPE TARDIS MANUAL #replaces his favourite shirt or something
Colin Baker keeping it real.
Well someone had to say it
those are my ghosts, my past. every good day, every bad day.
Quarries of the Sixth Doctor Era
First Doctor - Never stated his age on screen.
Second Doctor - Told Victoria he was ‘Something like 450’
Third Doctor - Claimed to have been a scientist for ‘several thousand’ years
Fourth Doctor - At least 760 by the time he regenerated
Fifth Doctor - Never stated his age on screen
Sixth Doctor - Told Peri he was ‘More or less’ 900-years-old
Seventh Doctor - Claimed to be 953, same age as the Rani
Eight Doctor - Never stated his age on screen.
Ninth Doctor - Told Rose he was 900
Tenth Doctor - 906 when he regenerated
Eleventh Doctor - 1103 by the time he was ‘killed’ at Lake Silencio.
I truly believe he has no idea how old he is, certainly in Earth years, and Gallifreyan years obviously no longer exist so he just makes up a number.
All those facts and figures I saw of the Doctor’s life, you were never alone. All those bright and shining companions.
So Kroze showed this link to me…
“Here’s a particularly stupid theory. If we take “The Doctor” to
be the Doctor’s name - even if it is in the form of a…