WELL THANK FUCK WE’RE NOT ALONE IN THE BOAT OF TISSUES THAT WE’VE SET ON THE RIVER OF TEARS TO TAKE US SAFELY TO HOGWARTS.
WELCOME ABOARD, MATEY.
‘Tis an honor to be bound there on a ship with kindred, like-minded, water-farin’ folk…
ONWARD, TO THE WEST. STEER CLEAR OF THE THE CRAPPYGRAMMARKRAKEN, IT’LL TRY TA’ BRING US DOWN!
AYE.AYE! WE HAVE THE COURAGE AND FORTITUDE TO STAY TRUE IN THE FACE OF TYPO DANGER AND ALMOST CERTAIN ANGST! WE DO NOT FEAR THAT DARK ABYSS.
Mullroy: you’ve seen a ship with black sails, that’s crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil, that hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: no, but I have seen a ship with black sails.
Mullroy: oh! and no ship that’s not crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil, that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails. therefore couldn’t possibly be any other ship other than The Black Pearl is that what you’re saying?
Murtogg: *nods* No.
And this is from the movie L.A. Without a Map—just in case you were wondering. Depp cameos in it.
