Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.
oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.
OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME
This is the world’s smallest snowman - at 10 micrometres across, it’s only 1/5th the width of a human hair. The tiny guy was made from two tin beads used to calibrate electron microscope astigmatism. The eyes and smile were milled using a focused ion beam, and the nose, which is under 1 µm wide (or 0.001 mm), is ion beam deposited platinum.
Don’t you ever forget.
Scientists do whatever the fuck they want.
She’s eating watermelon while wearing watermelon. This is perfection.
I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
tumblr user fangks asks the real questions
my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it
Oh my god. I want to go there with a group of friends. I’d walk back to my table with my head held high, and be like “I saw his dick. It;’s great.”
Go in as a group. Then swarm out and no one will know who lifted it.
SHARE THE SHAME.
*hides from world for having this idea*
LET’S DO IT!
but why would you want to shame people in the first place, Texas? like, seriously, why put it there?
I’m assuming it’s all in good fun.XD Texas has a sense of humor, right?
Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.
Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones, with two numbers, and he pays two bills. He’s just so happy to have a family plan.
This is my favorite part of the video.
What Kind of Asian Are You
My aunt posted this on facebook. Fuckin died almost
WHY IS THIS NOT VIRAL YET?
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
add a “please” at the end
How about: ‘Please bestow your beautiful barren body upon mine for we shall commence intimate love making.’
This would work for me
I love this post to death
I would substitute “bare body” for “barren body.” I’m assuming that was the intended word. >.> Sssh.