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The Magic Begins: Day 19- Funniest Moment- Quidditch Commentaries from Lee Jordan and Luna Lovegood
“Jordan, if you can’t commentate in an unbiased way —” - Prof. McGonagall
“I’m telling it like it is, Professor!”
“And it’s Gryffindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle — Flint alongside her — poke him in the eye, Angelina! it was a joke, Professor, it was a joke —”“And that’s Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle,” said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. “He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he’s playing them ’ oh, look, he’s lost the Quaffle, Ginny took it from him, I do like her, she’s very nice. …”
Runners Up:
- Harry on Felix Felicis
- Peeves. any of those






The best book in the library.
It’s such a lovely shade of green. It reminds me of springtime and sun filtering through the leaves.Lee Jordan does Quidditch commentary, doesn’t he? He’s very good at focusing on the game. Sometimes I wished he’d paid attention to other things during a game,though, or that he gave little facts like snitches having very quick snitch-fairies living inside of them. There was a lovely lion shaped cloud once. Since he’s a Gryffindor I thought he would’ve pointed it out straight away… I once tried to use a dirigible plum as a snitch, but it kept floating up…
August 7, 2011